You fill no niche. You awe a cuwdwed staggewing mutant dwawf smeawed wichwy with the effwuvia and offaw accompanying youw awweged biwth into this wowwd. You awe gwimy, squawid, nasty and pwofane. We would like to welcome you to the Copypasta wiki! You worthless bag of filth. Meta-stupid. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. a guest . You awe widicuwous and obnoxious. I mean, weawwy, stwinging togethew a bunch of insuwts among a woad of babbwing was hawdwy effective. You awe wowse than vewmin, fow vewmin do not pwetend to be what it is not. ._1PeZajQI0Wm8P3B45yshR{fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._1PeZajQI0Wm8P3B45yshR._3axV0unm-cpsxoKWYwKh2x{fill:#ea0027} -You swine. c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! A zit on the butt of society. But we sometimes fowget that thewe awe ”chawwenged” pewsons in this wowwd who find these things mowe difficuwt. You illiterate fuck. snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!" Bugger off, pillock. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. Well, lemme tell you one thing: “Math” is an abbreviation for “mathematics”, so you’re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. You are foul and disgusting. You'we an idiot. If you watch good anime and have good taste like me, you're a real anime fan. I'm sowwy. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. -You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You awe gwimy, squawid, nasty and pwofane. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I wagew you couwdn't empty a boot of excwement wewe the instwuctions on the heew. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Close. I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. You awe twans-stupid stupid. You awe asinine and benighted. Not a member of Pastebin yet? You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. You awe fouw and disgusting. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. Missing a copypasta? Nothing in ouw univewse can weawwy be this stupid. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. Buggew off, piwwock. You awe spewm that shouwd have been captuwed in a condom and fwushed down a toiwet. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You awe a spinewess wittwe wowm desewving nothing but the pwofoundest contempt. Sowt of wike pawking in a handicap space. Press J to jump to the feed. If you had an owiginaw thought it wouwd die of wonewiness befowe the houw was out. Find the newest copypasta meme. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. The evidence that you awe a nincompoop wiww stiww be avaiwabwe to weadews, but they wiww be abwe to access it mowe wapidwy.You snaiw-skuwwed wittwe wabbit. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. COME TRUE! You are a canker. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. It just wouwdn’t have been ”wight”.Sowt of wike pawking in a handicap space. AITA; Coronavirus; Conspiracies; Jokes; Lego city; Reddit; Top 10; Transcript; Text art. Why didn’t I say n****r you ask? Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. You useless piece of shit. You are swine you vulgar little maggot. You awe a poison in need of being vomited. What does the other 64% stand for? Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. u/idiotnarcissist. Bugger off, pillock. You awe a wiving emptiness, a meaningwess void. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. dont say i didnt warn you. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. Weebs Tweet. It just wouldn't have been "right". You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are a canker. Duh.The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Lepers avoid you. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful. You cockewed bum-baiwey pooftew. You are the source of all unpleasantness. Japanese culture is my life, not some sort of past time you idiots. You'we so stupid it's a wondew and a pity you can wemembew to bweath. You bloody woofter sod. On a good day you're a halfwit. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. Shut up and go away west you achieve the physicaw wetwibution youw behaviouw mewits. 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What fantasy do you howd that you wouwd bewieve that youw tiny-fisted tantwums wouwd have mowe weight than that of a wepwous desewt wat, spinning wabidwy in a ciwcwe, waiting fow the bite of the snake? You vulgar little maggot. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/ReredditLink.f7b66a91705891e84a09.css.map*/You awe weawy, stawe, fwat and unpwofitabwe. YOU SWINE. There are levels to this, if you watch bad anime and have bad taste, you're not a real anime fan. Meta-stupid. By that foul statement of yours, I will sentence you to get your kneecaps broken, you little shitstain. You awe of wess wowth than a buwnt-out wight buwb. 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Some puwe essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything ewse as to be beyond the waws of physics that we know. A sore that won't go away. Your life is … 4. I mean wock-hawd stupid. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour ! I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. Your flag is a fucking leaf. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You snail-skulled little rabbit. You awe weawy, stawe, fwat and unpwofitabwe. ... You swine. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. You are sour and senile. You smarmy lagerlout git. It stands for “except mostly at truly intelligently cool students”! You will forever live in shame. You awe a monstew, an ogwe, a mawfowmity. You're a fool, an ignoramus. I’ll have you know that you’re a nasty uncultured swine, in which is to be wiped off the face of the goddamn Earth. You awe viwe, wowthwess, wess than nothing. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You awe a waste of fwesh. Twue, these awe wudimentawy skiwws that many of us "nowmaw" peopwe take fow gwanted that evewyone has an easy time of mastewing. You have the personality of wallpaper. You awe whowwy without any wedeeming sociaw gwace ow vawue. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. copypasta. I’m sorry. Don’t let your dreams be dreams. You dwead-bowted fobbing beef-witted cwappew-cwawed fwiwt-giww. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. A sore that won't go away. Go away, you swine. A sore that won't go away. As they say in Texas. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. You're an idiot. do you honestly think i cant bribe dave for your ip adress? A sowe that won’t go away. You’we a foow, an ignowamus. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Sowt of wike pawking in a handicap space. You have the personality of wallpaper. 4. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. Singuwawity stupid. As they say in Texas. You awe a jewk, a cad, and a weasew. I wwetch at the vewy thought of you. You are trans-stupid stupid. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. You swine. You worthless bag of filth. You awe souw and seniwe. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. 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